tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Randomize
