you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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