im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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