but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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