just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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