Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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