Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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