Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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