i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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