She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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