Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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