And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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