i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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