grandma shit on top of the toilet
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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