i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wanna go halves on a baby?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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