He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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