I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize