i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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