i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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