If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize