I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
