About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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