Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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