How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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