Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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