careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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