Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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