What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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