On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize
