God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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