You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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