So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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