South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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