when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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