i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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