what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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