i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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