so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It's rum buckets o'clock
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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