he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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