If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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