i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I want to be your penis for a week.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
dude. I can hear the air.
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