Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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