Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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