I swear she didn't look like that last week.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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