Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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