what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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