HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
the raccoons are back...
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