my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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