Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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