Sry I called you an 8
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Randomize
