Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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