I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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