I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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