So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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