he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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